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The wonder years

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Remember when masturbation was new,

was wrong, would hurt? When orgasm

meant arrival in a foreign land

and you struggled to make sense of it all?

It thrust you into a new world:

landscaped by thrills, grown over by guilt.

Now, phone in one hand, dick in the other,

nothing you can summon helps you

recreate that first explosive fright.

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